Nude Beaches

Not having tanlines is great, but the risk you run to your eyesight and long-term memory isn’t worth it

If you love beaches, and you love being nude, then nude beaches are probs your thing. Enjoy. Send me a postcard. I’ll envy your tanline-less body in all your vacation pictures.

However, for my personal taste, the only nude beach I need to be on is one with my man—and my man only. My stance is pretty strict on this, due to an ill-fated/unfortunate accidental wander into a nude beach where, let’s just say, the median age was somewhere near and around my father, +10 years. I’m all about ”love your body” and celebrating that at any age, but there’s just no reason for me to go searching out an experience where I may or may not be looking at a bare behind that too closely resembles one of my family members. Catch me in my sunnies, and a bikini, on the other side of the beach. —ms